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           Christophe the Insultor is the 
          alter-ego of Christopher Buehlman, a playwright, comedian, actor, 
          writer and poet based in St. Petersburg, Florida. Buehlman, a Tampa 
          native, grew up in St. Pete where he spent his formative years 
          addicted to video games, pizza, Mad Magazine and British comedy. Now 
          he travels around the country talking smack to people and drinking 
          beer. That’s his job. When he has time off, he works in a cubicle.
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           Buehlman’s hobbies include, but are 
          not limited to, attending theater, primitive archery, martial arts, 
          cooking with lots of garlic, thick red wine, hanging out with other 
          people’s dogs, chess, Axis and Allies, and expensive shoes.  
          Christopher Buehlman is the author of one novel, numerous short plays, 
          a large body of poetry.  Christophe is a verbal mercenary whose 
          wildly popular one-man comedy show can be found at renaissance 
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           He enjoys the company of dogs but 
          travels too much to own one responsibly, so he will happily borrow 
          yours when he is in town. "I make my living insulting people for 
          money. If you find any part of my site insulting to you personally, 
          you owe me money. Means for you to pay your debt will be provided on 
          the page where I sell things." 
          
          Christophe's Webbe Site 
          Caution - strong, insulting language  | 
         
       
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